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Christmas Baking with SusieJ
DejaVu
Software
Sabre Systems
The Disseminator
Spiritual
Thunder
At the Shop Furniture Repair
Jorj's Bike Trip
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Experience
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- Sabre Systems,
Inc.
Sabre is a contracting company, which has allowed me
to work for six projects in the past four years. Ayn Rand
would have had a ball with this. "A is not A, A is an
E-11 processor and you can program it." I've been, at
various times, a software tester, a programmer, a
technical writer, a database designer and a web
designer.
- The Martinsburg (W.Va.) Daily and Sunday
Journal
Yeah, well, we all make mistakes.
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Skills
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- Programming Languages: C, C++,
Visual Basic, Unix shell scripts, JavaScript, PL/SQL,
Perl
C's my favorite, maybe because I learned it Germany,
maybe because VB sucks.
- Human Languages: English, German
We think English is my first language, but since I seem
to forget half my words and Jorj finishes my sentences,
we're ...
- Set theory
- Estimating time without looking at a clock
- Driving a stick shift
Another of those Germany skills.
- Web development
The usual: HTML,
JavaScript,
CGI programming,
Active Server Pages, database integration, style
sheets
- Knotting cherry stems in my
mouth
- Baking
Weddings, funerals and Christmas.
- Card-carrying member of the evil empire.
- Reading speed: over 300 wpm
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Education
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- B.S. Mathematics, Drexel University
The highlight of my academic career was not
mathematics -- despite abstract algebra (mmm ... algebra)
-- but an underground newspaper called The
Disseminator, started with Gary
Rosenzweig after Drexel shut down the official school
paper.
Maybe the highlight was the co-op in Germany working
for IBM and living outside Stuttgart. This is where I
learned to really speak German, drive a stick shift
(Gangschaltung), program in C and Unix, and drink
beer.
The highlight of Drexel was not the calculus
professor who carried the microphone around and let
students grade their own papers (oh yeah, that was a
learning experience).
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What? You wanted my real resume? Okay, here's something close.
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