Christmas Baking with SusieJ

DejaVu Software

Sabre Systems

The Disseminator

Spiritual Thunder

At the Shop Furniture Repair

Jorj's Bike Trip

Christmas Cookies

Quakers

Strange Stuff

Niftyness

SusieJ

Resume

Family

Friends

House

Resume

Experience


  • Sabre Systems, Inc.

    Sabre is a contracting company, which has allowed me to work for six projects in the past four years. Ayn Rand would have had a ball with this. "A is not A, A is an E-11 processor and you can program it." I've been, at various times, a software tester, a programmer, a technical writer, a database designer and a web designer.

  • The Martinsburg (W.Va.) Daily and Sunday Journal

    Yeah, well, we all make mistakes.

Skills


  • Programming Languages: C, C++, Visual Basic, Unix shell scripts, JavaScript, PL/SQL, Perl
    C's my favorite, maybe because I learned it Germany, maybe because VB sucks.
  • Human Languages: English, German
    We think English is my first language, but since I seem to forget half my words and Jorj finishes my sentences, we're ...
  • Set theory
  • Estimating time without looking at a clock
  • Driving a stick shift
    Another of those Germany skills.
  • Web development
    The usual: HTML, JavaScript, CGI programming, Active Server Pages, database integration, style sheets
  • Knotting cherry stems in my mouth
  • Baking
    Weddings, funerals and Christmas.
  • Card-carrying member of the evil empire.
  • Reading speed: over 300 wpm

Education


  • B.S. Mathematics, Drexel University

    The highlight of my academic career was not mathematics -- despite abstract algebra (mmm ... algebra) -- but an underground newspaper called The Disseminator, started with Gary Rosenzweig after Drexel shut down the official school paper.

    Maybe the highlight was the co-op in Germany working for IBM and living outside Stuttgart. This is where I learned to really speak German, drive a stick shift (Gangschaltung), program in C and Unix, and drink beer.

    The highlight of Drexel was not the calculus professor who carried the microphone around and let students grade their own papers (oh yeah, that was a learning experience).


What? You wanted my real resume? Okay, here's something close.